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Can I start this by saying that I was about to go fix myself something for lunch but now I'm not feeling all that hungry. It's all right. I'll smoke a little and eat later.
The food that I will not even taste is cow tongue. I'm not about to let that crap pass these lips. There was plenty of it when I was growing up and Mum would always try to get me to eat it, but the thought of it makes me want to vomit. It's because I saw a whole cow tongue when I was very small and the fact that it still looked like a bloody tongue gave me fits. I don't care if it tastes like the most brilliant food there ever was, I will never ever eat it. I don't want to eat any food that could lick me back. God, it's horrible.
Now, the food I will never eat again is caviar. I've had it once in my life. There was a party on one of the yachts here at the marina and my friend and I snuck into it before the boat took off. The guests were mainly made up of young people like myself, so it was easy to fake it and fit in. If anyone asked about my scar, I just told them I'd been in a freak lab accident and was now living off the settlement I'd gotten. Don't ask me what got into me but it felt good to be someone else for a night. I'm not sure I'd ever do it again, and truth be told, I can't believe I got away with it. Anyway, we were at this party and I went to check out the food. On the buffet table they had everything imaginable. These little puff pastry things filled with mushrooms and cheese, seafood starters, lots of fruit and dessert, the usual lot people with money blow their money on. And there it was. This huge bowl of black bumpy stuff. My friend told me I'd love it and that rich people eat shitloads of the stuff. I thought it would be a good thing since I'm so fond of seafood. Fish eggs, right? God, it was the most vile thing I've ever put in my mouth. Rich people can keep that shite. Or, they can pay me tons of money and I'll piss in their mouths for them. Can't taste any worse.
theatrical_museCan I start this by saying that I was about to go fix myself something for lunch but now I'm not feeling all that hungry. It's all right. I'll smoke a little and eat later.
The food that I will not even taste is cow tongue. I'm not about to let that crap pass these lips. There was plenty of it when I was growing up and Mum would always try to get me to eat it, but the thought of it makes me want to vomit. It's because I saw a whole cow tongue when I was very small and the fact that it still looked like a bloody tongue gave me fits. I don't care if it tastes like the most brilliant food there ever was, I will never ever eat it. I don't want to eat any food that could lick me back. God, it's horrible.
Now, the food I will never eat again is caviar. I've had it once in my life. There was a party on one of the yachts here at the marina and my friend and I snuck into it before the boat took off. The guests were mainly made up of young people like myself, so it was easy to fake it and fit in. If anyone asked about my scar, I just told them I'd been in a freak lab accident and was now living off the settlement I'd gotten. Don't ask me what got into me but it felt good to be someone else for a night. I'm not sure I'd ever do it again, and truth be told, I can't believe I got away with it. Anyway, we were at this party and I went to check out the food. On the buffet table they had everything imaginable. These little puff pastry things filled with mushrooms and cheese, seafood starters, lots of fruit and dessert, the usual lot people with money blow their money on. And there it was. This huge bowl of black bumpy stuff. My friend told me I'd love it and that rich people eat shitloads of the stuff. I thought it would be a good thing since I'm so fond of seafood. Fish eggs, right? God, it was the most vile thing I've ever put in my mouth. Rich people can keep that shite. Or, they can pay me tons of money and I'll piss in their mouths for them. Can't taste any worse.
